Archive for December, 2009

movie review: sherlock holmes (guy ritchie)

Grade:
A

What’s it About?
The most famous detective in English literature solves crimes and uncovers a conspiracy in 1890s London.

What’s It’s Bechdel Test Score?
1/3, which is incredibly good for Guy Ritchie films. Irene Adler is awesome, but neither of these things prevents the movie from failing this test spectacularly.

What About Minorities?
Since this takes place in 1890s London and I have no idea how many non-white people were living at the time, I’m going to give it the benefit of the doubt. There is an Irish “gypsy woman” but it didn’t come across as offensive to me or anything.

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movie review: the princess and the frog

Grade:A

What’s It About?
A young woman in 1920s New Orleans gets turned into a frog when she kisses a “frog prince”, and has to find a way to turn back human in time to save her dream restaurant.

What’s It’s Bechdel Test Score?
100%! Tiana actually has a goal besides falling in love and talks to her mom about it.

What about Minorities?
A+! There are probably criticisms to be made about the portrayal of Cajun culture, the portrayal of Voodoo, and the lack of context about black poverty in Louisiana at the time/now, but I know precisely nothing about Cajun culture or Voodoo. And on the last point, I don’t think anybody expects Disney movies to be a history lesson. Shrug.

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movie review: avatar (james cameron)

Grade:
B-

What’s It About?:

This is going to be a hard logline to write.

First try: A marine employed as security for a mining company on a distant moon befriends the local native aliens and helps them in their struggle against the company.

Oh my god that is awful.

A marine stationed on a distant moon is used as an Avatar, disguised as a local native alien to gain their trust for a mining company’s nefarious purposes.
I think the “you can figure out the rest” is implied in that?

What’s it’s Bechdel Test Score?:
2/3 I think… there are some pretty cool female characters, but I’m trying to remember if any of them said more than two or three sentences to each other, and wondering if two or three sentences counts.

Minorities:
Oh god.
There is only Michelle Rodriguez (who is pretty cool in this) and a few backgrounders among the humans. It seems all the other minority cast members were playing the natives of the moon Pandora, the Na’vi. Which makes sense, I guess.
That isn’t really the issue though.
So, um, B+ for having minority actors, F for racism in the story?

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video bin review: wristcutters a love story (2006)

Grade:
C

What’s It About?
A young man living in purgatory after his suicide goes on a road trip to find the soul of his girlfriend in life.

What’s it’s Bechdel Test Score?

1/3 – F!!!

What About Minorities?

Another F! There are virtually no POC in purgatory, which I could possibly buy if there had been any hand-waving about the world: ie, perhaps most of the suicides were white and atheist, or POC were less likely to commit suicide because of culture or religion or something? I don’t know. I imagine that they were geographically linked – this particular part of purgatory was the United States of purgatory, but I just think it was a little dishonest that all of the suicides in the United States were white. There was a little joke about an Arab taxi driver, and one of the characters mentioning that he hadn’t met any Arabs since coming to Purgatory, so the taxi driver must’ve been a suicide bomber.

And then I was pretty insulted by the character Nanuk. More under the cut.

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