back to school!

Well, to be fair I’ve been back at school for over a month now. Things have been busy, but I’ve also been wallowing in a nice comfy pit of sheer laziness. Remember when I was talking about getting motivated? Well, it hasn’t happened yet. Still working on that!

This term has been a pretty fun one, though. In addition to our standard script studies, I am also taking courses in writing for video games and writing for graphic novels. I’m also developing an original TV series bible and pilot (which is my favourite project of the term) and a new feature film. If anybody knows of anyone interested in developing a Canadian feature-length comedy about competitive cooking (and stoners), point them in my direction!

The other main thing that happened this month is that most of us shot our portfolio shorts. These were 4-page scripts we wrote and workshopped in the beginning of summer. We were teamed up with local filmmakers, some of who are involved with the school, and filmed in a very short 3-hour shoot. We got to experience the process of meeting with the directors, rewriting where applicable, sitting in on casting sessions, and otherwise being around (and, of course, being useless) during the filmmaking process. Since it was a lot more professional and mature than the collaborations we did with other students, I found it very edifying. I also really, really loved my actors. Auditions were open to anybody in the Vancouver talent pool, and we found ourselves with a wide selection of really talented and experienced actors.

The whole thing has, of course, reminded me that I do want to do this for a living – at least as part of my living – so I really have to jump back on the productivity train. I have paid a bit more attention to myself lately and realized that my daily word count is pitifully low. So my goal for the rest of the year is to get it up to a respectable number – in fact, any number is fine as long as it’s every day! I really hope that, by 2010, I will be doing 5000 words a day, and perhaps blogging daily about the experience here? To all my, I don’t know, two readers?

But anyways, I am getting excited again about the projects I have going. Here’s a brief rundown of what I want to keep working on in the coming months:

  • Next month: send my Venture Bros. spec script to Scriptapalooza.
  • Post regularly on this blog, and not just movie reviews either!
  • Sometime before I graduate, finish this piece about volunteering in Tanzania last year to submit to some magazines (and post here if nothing else comes of it)
  • January: polish up my uber-Canadian cooking comedy to send to the Page Awards
  • Also January: send along my polished up original science-fiction TV pilot to the Page Awards
  • February: start looking for somebody who might be interested in making a queer science-fiction short film.
  • March/April: finish another draft of my sci-fi children’s novel and start looking for an agent for it.

It’s nice to have goals! What are some of yours?

mini edinburgh fringe reviews!

Spent a whirlwind five days in Edinburgh visiting my sister and some friends, tacking on a few side trips to the Isle of Arran and London. I am a slow, lazy, leisurely traveller, and even when I’m in a fantastic city that I love with so many things to do, I don’t get up very early in the morning. So my teeny little festival sampling was a scant five shows, and here are my mini-reviews!

Jason Byrne: The Byrne Supremacy ***** Aug 21
jasonbyrne The first show I saw in the festival this year and definitely off to a great start – this guy was hilarious. Equal parts ridiculous, endearing, and simultaneously not offensive OR bland and “wholesome”. I imagine that is a hard line to straddle. Byrne just seems like a genuinely nice guy, and I’m of the opinion that a great comedian should be on the fringe of society somehow – Byrne seems to have suffered a lot as a child, and it’s given him a really good sense of humour. One of our party was pulled on stage for the “magic trick” which was AWESOME. If you get a chance to see this guy, do it.

Best of the Fest: ** Aug 22
Host: Adam Hills
Marcus Brigstocke
Sarah ?? (I can’t seem to find any information about this woman)
Reginald D Hunter
Alun Cochrane

I seriously doubt this particular sampling was the “best” of the fest. The woman, whose name I can’t even remember and who I can’t find any information about, was the best part of it. Marcus Brigstocke was especially disappointing, and himself, Hills and Cochrane all went on about how English people are miserable and London is a bleak place to live. Do I really need three comedians to tell me this in one night? Nobody was really top of their game this night. Good crowd though.

Manolibera ***1/2 Aug 23
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This was an unexpected gem. Some friends and I went along after getting tickets at the half-price hut, and didn’t have the highest hopes as from the blurbs, this appeared to be the “best of a bad bunch”. But it turned out to be pretty cute and awesome. It uses manual animation, which I LOVE. Manual animation is when the artist uses an old-fashioned overhead projector and transparents with prepared drawings, and also does live drawing on the projector. There is an artist in Canada doing this (and who probably thinks he invented it) who I’ve seen twice in the last few years. He tells stories while putting up the animations. These guys are an Italian company and they mix the manual animations with live theatre; the actors do a sort of commedia dell’arte thing that is totally channeling Popeye and Olive Oyl, and their whole world is drawn by the cartoonist at the overhead projector. The first half was utterly charming and cute, but about halfway through I could’ve used more conflict or some kind of coherent narrative – things just kept trundling along, and then the show was over. A little bit underwhelming.

Lloyd Langford: Every Day I Have the Blues *** Aug 23
This guy’s pretty young as far as comedians go, so I’m giving him an extra half star than I’d otherwise – since most mid-20s guys I know who fancy themselves comedians are not as talented. There is something kind of innocent and endearing about Langford that makes you want to like him, even if his material isn’t the best comedy I’ve ever heard. He definitely has potential though and in a few years might be one to watch.

Tao: Samurai Magic Drumming ***** Aug 26
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Ending my teeny festival stint with another 5-star show! This is a troupe of Japanese drummers, about seven dudes and three women, and they are all super talented. Their enthusiasm is infectious and they bring a lot of humour and playfulness to the music that is a joy to watch. It’s not all wall-to-wall drumming either, there is beautiful flute playing and strings. It doesn’t hurt that the dudes are super-built and hot as hell. I recommend this show wholeheartedly.

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the traveling mouse does vancouver

Recently… that is, several months ago, in a world where it takes me a year to respond to an email… I had a little visitor. He had come all the way from a teeny little town in Denmark, and is trying to see the whole world and make friends everywhere, in an effort to spread world peace in his own small way.

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Mousey took his time visiting Vancouver, seeing all the usual spots that a tourist might expect to see.

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movie review: district 9

Grade:
B? B-? I don’t really know how I feel about this movie.

What’s it About?
An alien (refugee?) spaceship hovers inoperable over Johannesburg for twenty years. The aliens are housed in the townships District 9, until the government hires private arms firm MNU to clear out the slum.

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What’s it’s Bechdel Test Score?
Failure! 33%

What about Minorities?
This movie is all about racism. And it’s difficult to make a movie like that without showing your own unconscious racism. It was… it’s… ambitious (she says, with spread hands and a head tilt). I’m going to go and give it an A for Effort, but whether not it was successful in whatever it was trying to say is another thing altogether. More about this after the jump.

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what i'm doing with my life lately

At the beginning of 2009 I started a one-year writing for film and television course. It’s a very intense and short course running from January to December with only two full weeks off during the entire year. We are writing constantly, both independently and in collaborations – short films, TV spec scripts, TV pilots, and feature film scripts. There are also some opportunities to collaborate with other departments at the school (through not often enough in my opinion). One such opportunity is the Weekend Film Challenge which happens each term. Teams of film production students are assigned a short script (by the writing students) and have the weekend to shoot it with students from the acting and makeup programs.

Twice my script has been chosen as part of the Challenge. When the films are finished, they are screened at a little awards ceremony the instructors put together. The first time, my script “Round One” won “most outstanding screenplay”, as well as “most outstanding” film, ensemble cast, and a bunch of other categories. It was a really nice introduction to film school, as that was in my first term!

My second Weekend Film Challenge script was shot this past weekend and hasn’t yet been screened.

There are also opportunities to submit scripts to the acting department, digital design and film production department for their projects. Even without collaboration, however, this writing program provides us with a pretty diverse portfolio at the end of the year, if you stay on top of your work and learn to rewrite effectively. So far we’ve written a number of short films, a TV spec script for a show of our choosing, another spec script for a children’s cartoon show, an original cartoon series pitch pack, a full length feature film, an outline for a second feature film, and several comedy sketches. In the coming months we’ll be able to work on more TV specs, another feature, an original TV series pilot and bible, as well as taking courses in writing for video games, graphic novels, journalism, and writing for commercials and web series.

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movie review: (500) days of summer

Grade: B

EDIT: The more time goes on, the more I actually hate this movie. If I were writing this review now, I would give it an F. It’s a whiny, self-indulgent film, the story is quite clearly about the writer, who quite clearly thinks very highly of himself, and the main character is very unlikeable. I’m leaving this review up in its original version to show how one can be tricked into liking a movie by clever casting. I feel cheated out of my money now. (Though I still love you JGL.)

What’s it About?: Some lovesick hipster kids’ relationship hits the rocks.

What’s it Bechdel Test Score?: 33% Failure

What About Minorities?: Fffffffffailure. I guess this takes place in LA (I totally didn’t catch that!) and there are some in the background and at the office they work at, but yeah, this is definitely a movie about entitled white kids.

500daysofsummerdrawing But it was a pretty good movie! Read on…

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last night’s: the decemberists

The first time I saw the Decemberists was back in 2005 (wow, was it that long ago already?), at King Tut’s in Glasgow, Scotland. King Tut’s is a pretty small venue, and it was an incredibly intimate and personal show. And it was amazing.

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So when I got my tickets for last night’s Decemberists gig at the considerably larger Vogue Theatre in Vancouver, my thoughts were – they are going to have a hard time topping the last show!

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cupcakecamp!

Tonight I went along to CupcakeCamp Vancouver at Workspace in support of the Downtown Eastside Women’s Center.

There were dozens of cupcakes to be eaten and enjoyed, as well as games and prizes and various cupcake competitions! It was totally rad.

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The first cupcake we had when we arrived was the Coca-Cola Float Cupcake. Delicious! The icing was especially ice cream-y. We arrived a little late and missed the first round of cupcakes, I think, but we definitely got our fill!

More after the jump.

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movie review: moon

I had passes to a preview screening of Bruno, but it was overbooked, so they exchanged the passes for the movie of our choice. So I picked Moon!

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Grade: A

What’s it About? A lonely astronaut on a moon-mining base starts going a little loopy.

What’s it’s Bechdel Test Score?

0%. I wasn’t expecting any better since this movie is about one guy isolated on the Moon. So this is an example of movies that are still great even without getting close to passing the Bechdel Test – the point of the Bechdel Test, really, is to illustrate how few movies ever actually pass it. That said, there was no reason this couldn’t have been about a woman alone on the moon? In the regrettably small genre of lonely astronauts going crazy in space, even fewer of them feature women.

What About Minorities?

F for failure. Again, it’s about one dude in space, so I’m not expecting him to interact with a cast representative of Earth society. But, there was no reason he had to be white…?

So…

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movie review: public enemies

A short one, since I didn’t have that many things to say about it.

What’s it’s Bechdel Test rating?publicenemeis
33%. Failure.
I wasn’t expecting great things about this movie in that regard, seeing as it takes place in the 1930s and is about gangsters. However, it’s a true story, and there were actually quite a few woman characters – and in the real world, those women would’ve talked to each other! But, one of the flaws of this movie was tooooo many characters. Two of the women actually do things that move the plot along however.

What About Minorities?
The main love interest is a half-French half-Native woman, and she’s a pretty cool character. She also doesn’t fall into a stereotype, which was refreshing, and she has one of my favourite lines: “My mother was a Menominee Indian, most men don’t like that.” However, she was played by French actress Marion Cotillard, who is great, but I’m pretty sure is not half-Native. Knowing plenty of Native actors, some of which are biracial or mixed, some of which are not, I was a little saddened to see a white actress play a Native character.
Especially since you have biracial actor Stephen Graham (a personal favourite), playing a white character. In both cases, not doing too much to increase visibility of minorities, even though you have minority actors and minority characters. This is one of the ways where minorities get swallowed up – they are in film as characters, but are played by whites. Or, they act in film, but can pass as white and play white characters. It gets frustrating.

What’s right with it?

All the acting was great. I felt the performances were the strongest part of this film. Marion Cotillard, despite being the wrong race, acted her face off. She was excellent in it, as was Branka Katic, who had a small but important role, and was really good in it.

And you know who else was good in it? Stephen Graham! He was the little sidekick guy in Snatch, ages and ages ago (ten years?!). He’s brutal in this movie. He plays Baby Faced Nelson, who loves shooting people and is a frickin’ psychopath. He was very sadly underutilized. He was in far fewer scenes than I thought he would be. The movie was, obviously, mostly about John Dillinger (Johnny Depp), but Baby Faced Nelson was a totally interesting character too, and I had more fun watching Stephen Graham than Depp.

What’s wrong with it?

I actually found this film a little lifeless and boring. It dragged on way too long, and never really caught my attention, except for the eye-rattling tommy-gun battles. That might just be personal preference though – I’m not a huge fan of gangster movies, and a lot of times with period pieces I just find myself musing about how much harder everything must’ve been back then. There wasn’t anything particular in this film that really caught my attention.

There were too many characters, which is tricky in true stories because, well, there were a lot of people there. But it ended up stretching the story over all these characters, and not giving us enough insight into any of them to really care that much. I actually can’t think of too many things to say about this movie, except that I can imagine people who are really into history, or gangsters, or who are suckers for romances (even through the romance isn’t that big in the story, despite some reviews saying it is) would enjoy it a lot. I thought it was just boring, and nothing to write home about.